Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Poor Mark McSteroid

Re: Mark McGwire's admission of using performance enhancing drugs:
What?!?!?! He used steroids?!?!? I don't believe it! I DID NOT see this coming! (How do you get this thing to type in sarcastic font?)

As he pretty much said in his interview with Bob Costas on the MLB network, apparently Mark McGwire thinks it's not his fault because he played during the "steroid era." It's not his fault that those monsters held him down and forced those syringes into him time after time over the course of apparently a decade. It's also not his fault that he is the poster boy for the steroid era:



After steroid users, like McGwire and Bonds, transformed themselves from slender athletic players into mini-Hulks they deluded themselves into thinking that everyone would just believe they all just got stronger, developed better recovery time, worked out more often and longer, had better endurance and put on tons of body/muscle mass in their mid to late 30's because they just worked out a lot and ate right.

Mark McSteroid stated he didn't take steroids to hit homers. McSteriod took 'roids just to stay healthy and thereby stay on the field making plate appearances. If by staying healthy he just happened to hit more homers than he would have had he been injured then, accoding to Mark McSteroid, it was just his "natural ability" being allowed to shine through thanks, of course, to the 'roids. For example, can you really blame McSteroid or the 'roids he took for the season he stayed healthy and hit 70 homers to break Maris' record? Yeah, with logic like how could anyone blame poor McSteroid? At least that's how Mark apparently sees it.

I think Mark McSteroid really believes it wasn't his fault, like he insinuated in his interview with Costas: It was in all the gyms, everyone was doing it, it was the steroid era, he had to do it because he was injured all the time, it was the one-armed man, etc. Poor, poor delusional Mark McSteroid, in his own mind he never had a chance.

5 comment(s) regarding this post:

Anonymous,  January 12, 2010 at 2:22 PM  

when are Bonds and Sosa going to tell the truth? and when is the NFL going to be honest about performance enhancing drugs?

RangersFan,  January 12, 2010 at 6:36 PM  

In Book of Shadows Bonds started doing steroids because he was sickened by watching Bonds and Sosa break records. So we can blame Mark McSteroid for Bonds' use of PED's.

Anonymous,  January 12, 2010 at 6:47 PM  

I bet Ken Caminiti wishes he could give an interview.

Anonymous,  January 12, 2010 at 6:49 PM  

i think Juando's mustache is going to admit it was on steroids and only Juando's mustache

Anonymous,  January 12, 2010 at 10:08 PM  

I wonder what Lyle Alzedo has to say about steroids, oh wait, he can't say anything because he's DEAD.

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