Why the H Wasn't Yu Darvish's First Start Televised Locally?

Glass Half Empty / Afternoon Cloud: Seriously, why wasn't Yu Darvish's first start, albeit in spring training, in a Rangers' uniform televised at least locally?  I would bet dollars to donuts it was televised in Japan.  This is the biggest rookie start in Dallas since when?  Since Aikman's first start wearing the star on his helmet?  And I think they showed Aikman's first preseason start his rookie year in its entirety.

Glass Half Full / Silver Lining: ESPN news showed Darvish face his first 4 batters.  And he threw 36 pitches, gave up 2 hits, 0 runs, walked 0, and fanned 3.  Not a bad start.  From what I saw he had a deceptively quick fastball, a slider that tricked hitters and a good sinking/cutting fastball too.

Thoughts / Observations / Sidenotes: Some local media outlet should televise all his starts, please.

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Who's Pitching for the Rangers?

Edgar: "Who's pitching for the Rangers tonight?"


Horace: "Yu."


Edgar: "I'm not pitching.  I'm just a fan of the Rangers."


Horace: "I know."


Edgar: "OK then, who's pitching then."


Horace: "Yu."


Edgar: "A wise guy, eh?


(insert more back forth here, a la the Abbott and Costello bit)


Glass Half Empty / Afternoon Cloud: No pitcher from Japan since Nomo has even come close to living up to the expectations placed on them.

Glass Half Full / Silver Lining: Yu Darvish is, according to most if not all the talking heads, far better than any pitcher ever to come over from Japan.  7 different pitches, 5 quality pitches.  If he's half as good as the hype he'll be good to pretty darn good.  If he lives up to the hype he might be the Rangers first 20 game winner since 1998.

Thoughts / Observations / Sidenotes: Prince Fielder is off the market, signing with the Tigers.  Oh well.  It was nice to hope for another big off season splash by your Texas Rangers.

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SH!T

Glass Half Empty / Afternoon Cloud: So our cross continent rivals get CJ and Poo-Holes?!?!?


Glass Half Full / Silver Lining: As someone just told me, the Halos saddle themselves with kinda Tom Hicks salary in a vain effort to hang on to relevance.


Thoughts / Observations / Sidenotes: Are we strong up the middle?  Yes, yes it most certainly is.  Josh, Elvis, Ian and Napoli.  Plus, I hope we still have a dude named Gentry that runs like lightening so Josh can move over to left and not kill himself by running into center field walls all over ballparks in America.  And our starting staff is looking like Dutch Oven, Cobra Lewis, Ogando, Matty Harrison and maybe Neftali Feliz?  And we still have Scooter Feldman that was looking strong last postseason?  Yeah, OK I can deal with this.  And didn't we sign a closer recently, albeit coming off an injury?

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So What Did I Miss Before Game 6 of WS?

 Back during spring training I got busy with other stuff (work mostly, remember this blog is an altruistic venture) and before I knew it the Rangers were well ahead in the division and a month or so of the season had already gone by.  I convinced myself that I didn't want to jinx the roll the Rangers were on by blogging, whether being critical or not, about them.  So, I sat back and enjoyed the ride and didn't worry about blogging about it, until now I guess.  I saw most of the regular season games and each game of the postseason games.  I even got to go to the ALCS game 6 when the Rangers clinched to go to the their second straight WS.

Glass Half Empty / Afternoon Cloud: Up to game 6 of the WS I thought my "plan" of not blogging and therefore not jinxing the Rangers was working.  2 outs and 2 strikes away for winning the WS.  Twice!  In consecutive innings.  I can barely write, think, talk about it even now.  It was hard to watch.  Still hard to comprehend that they were that close.  I know it's just a game but that hurt.

Glass Half Full / Silver Lining: 2 WS appearances in a row?!?!?  What a ride.  Please let us ride the roller coaster again next year.

Thoughts / Observations / Sidenotes: So close.  I am trying not to get spoiled and remember when Chan Ho Park was the "ace" of the staff and A-Fraud was hitting meaningless homers in 11-3 blowout wins and losses on the way to a meaningless MVP for him while the Rangers finished last in their division.

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How To Not Start Spring Trading/Training

Glass Half Empty / Afternoon Cloud: Really Michael Young?  Do you not understand you absolutely drove down your trade value to nothing by going to the press and demanding to be traded?  You're 34 years old now, not 26.  And this is supposedly the post-steroid era meaing that 34 is now old again in baseball years.  Plus, you weren't that great at 3rd base last year (see playoff defensive lowlights).  Why not be happy being a part time DH/utility player and cashing that huge paycheck?

As usual the pitching is being questioned.  Can CJ and Cobra Lewis and Tommy Hunter do it again?  Is Feliz ready to be a starter?  Who's going to close?  Was Webb worth it?

And so long to Benjie Molina and Big Bad Vlad.

Glass Half Full / Silver Lining: Can you say defending American League Champion Texas Rangers?  Weird huh?  But, awesome. 

Thoughts / Observations / Sidenotes: It seems like everyone else in the division got better.  I don't know if the same can be said for the Rangers.

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Oh Man. Well It Was a Hell of a Ride

Glass Half Empty / Afternoon Cloud: Rangers lose World Series in 5 games.  Josh had 2 hits in the series.  Cliff Lee had 2 losses in the Series.  I think the Rangers had 5 runs in the last 4 games of the Series.

Glass Half Full / Silver Lining: It may take a while and a little perspective but, holy crap, the Rangers made the World Series and won the AL Pennant!  Wash should be the manager of the year with Josh, Nellie and Kins being on the DL for significant, overlapping amounts of time as well as Wash having his number 1 and 2 starters on opening day not even make the playoff roster.  Josh should be the regular season MVP.  Colby Lewis was clutch in the post season.  Lee was clutch leading up to the World Series.

Thoughts / Observations / Sidenotes: That was a great ride.  Please, please, please let them sign Cliff Lee.

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Calm Down, It's One Game

Glass Half Empty / Afternoon Cloud: I love him but, it is plain now that Big Bad Vlad cannot play outfield. 

For you foosball fans, how many games are you going to win with a plethora of turnovers?  Your Rangers had four (4) errors.  FOUR errors, good luck winning a professional baseball game in the winter league with 4 errors. 4 freakin' errors!

Kinsler has got to peel off towards the dugout into foul territory.

Lastly, Cliff Lee is human after all.  Who knew?

Glass Half Full / Silver Lining: Nellie Cruz hit off their closer sharply in the 9th in the gap.

I would wager that in most games going foward against the Giants 7 runs will do you.  I hope.

Thoughts / Observations / Sidenotes: It's not other sports, it's not one and done.  There's tomorrow.  Maybe tomorrow they drop the antlers on them, they drop the claw on them.  I hope.

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Stay Classy NY - You're Still Helping the Rangers Maybe Keep Mr. Loctober

The New York Spankee fans, doing what comes naturally, threw beer and spat on the visiting family section during the ALCS against your Texas Rangers.  Surprised?  I'm not.  But, the Spankees fans, who have never been accused of being well mannered or all that bright, may be surprised to learn who was sitting in the visiting family section.  Whoops, Cliff Lee's wife was one of the family members sitting in that section and was none too pleased.  Stay classy NY.

Plus, Cliff Lee has said that if, somehow, the Rangers were to win it all it'd be hard to leave Texas.  Not that the Rangers didn't have enough to play for, just the freakin' World Series, now maybe a WS win equals Lee staying put. 

Regardless of whether he stays or goes on to play for another team, Cliff Lee shall now be given his Rangers nickname - Mr. Loctober, may he have 2 or more wins left in his left arm.

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Can You Believe It? WORLD SERIES BABY !

Glass Half Empty / Afternoon Cloud: Tommy Hunter was not terrible but, wasn't great.  In game 5 CJ fell into old habits and walked too many batters.  Kinsler was quiet at the plate in the ALCS after a great ALDS.


Glass Half Full / Silver Lining: The Texas Rangers are going to the freakin' World Series.  Jedi Josh is your ALCS mvp.  Elvis and crew kept on running when able.  Nellie arguably should have been the mvp.  And maybe the Giants will walk Jedi Josh to get to Vlad too.  Young was solid.  Maybe Kinsler will bounce back in the Series.  Cliff Lee delivered as expected.  Mr. Baseball Colby Lewis closed out the series.  CJ was great in game one to no avail.  Except for game 1, inning 8 the bullpen was solid.  Good showing for Doogie Holland.


Thoughts / Observations / Sidenotes: If the Rangers stay away from the crooked numbers and don't give up any big innings in the Series they'll have a great chance at (gulp) winning it all.

7 down, 4 to go.

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Big Dawg Benjie!

Glass Half Empty / Afternoon Cloud: OK, this is just nit picking at this point but, Jedi Josh played a ball poorly off the wall allowing Jeter to turn a double into a triple.  Josh has a history of not playing stuff off the wall well, probably because he's used to slamming into the wall and making the catch.  Something to work on next spring.

Where was Ogando?

Glass Half Full / Silver Lining: Hunter + Holland = decent starting pitcher; Benjie, Nellie and Josh twice all go yard.


Thoughts / Observations / Sidenotes: Is it just me or does A.J. Burnett look like a meth addict with crazy face?  Seriously, put a long coat on him over his uniform and have him pushing a shopping cart down the road and you'd say, "yep, homeless meth addict."  Might just be me.

Speaking of who looks like who...Tommy Big Game Hunter reminded me last night at times of the kid from "The Hangover" that tasered Zach Galifianakis...NY Spankees catcher Jorge Posada looks like Buster Bluth from "Arrested Development".

Why did Benjie Molina switch his catcher's vest before Holland's first full inning pitching?  He started the game with a red and blue vest.  In Holland's first full inning pitching Molina was wearing a solid blue vest.  I wonder why.  Holland's preference?

6 down, 5 to go.

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